No Punchline Require

'I WANT TO DIE A KNICK'

Doesn't the NBA do drug-testing off-season?

[Stephon Marbury] believes the current roster is playoff material, tons better than 23-59.

"I hope that every player on this team comes back next season," Marbury said.

"I honestly mean that. Every player. I think we have a great team. I think it will be so much different next year."

The Onion has nothing on Marbury, apparently.